Thoughts about Movie Villains Enslaving Mankind.

Why do 90% of all movie villains want to enslave mankind? It sounds good in theory. But have you seen mankind lately? We need to take a sick day from a desk job, we're not going to make good slaves! The work will be shoddy at best and you can only blame yourself for that bad guys. Once you enslave us, then what? That's a lot of people to order around and supervise and some people don't take orders well....you've been to the drive through at a fast food place, you know what I'm talking about! It really just seems like a big hassle, doesn't it? Regardless of whatever magical powers or evil inventions you have, human beings have gotten a lot harder to deal with in recent centuries. It won't exactly be a cake walk. Speaking of cake. Using fit people for your enslavement plan might work, but since the majority is overweight, they're not going to be cut out for manual labor. Sure, take over a mansion and become rich, but leave the rest of us poor saps alone. We're just happy if we make it through one day without crying. We're already pretty much slaves to our electronics and various foodstuffs.